harley @harley@shrike.club

i want to start a rick and morty podcast called Talking Morty :)

i should have a state-mandated political commissar tutoring me on communism while my robot butler feeds me grapes. ive been robbed of that.

im the "i think therefore i am" guy but better

i personally think i have consciousness all figured out. its our brain tricking us into thinking that we are experiencing things beyond electrical pulses within itself. our brain implants itself with false memories of consciousness. these fake memories are what we "see" and "hear" and "feel" etcetera. the only thing thats really conscious is our universe. our universe being conscious is what separates itself from being just an idea. our universe is real, and it lives through all of us.

i am not immune to the bandwagon effect and therefore have joined blaseball. supposedly. this is weird.

i think it will be easier to sieze the means of production and implement communism once everything is fully automated. i think its a lot easier to argue for "everything that comes from automation is public" than "everything that comes from workers is public".

am i wrong in thinking this? is this an already-existing ideology that im not aware of? am i stupid to think that technology will save us?

concept: omniscient human who acts just like a regular human and doesn't talk about their omniscience because that's what they know they're going to do and they know there is no sense in fighting what they know is going to happen

has someone said "basedball" already?

so how do u guys feel about HarleyWorld? do u guys think i will have my own tv show

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in ghost of tsushima, jin's chest and back must be chafed with how much shit he's had to squeeze through

some ideas i had for my fangame that never became a reality:

- The Midnight Crew had a fifth member at one point, represented by the Joker.

- This fifth member was actually later revealed to be Clover but as a carapacian. The idea was that Clover, in Homestuck, was a carapacian painted green but with no recollection of the fact.

- The Joker Card in the fangame would turn into a random item in paradox space, but since Clover was lucky, it turned into whatever he needed when he used it.

sometimes a HarleyWorld news article is too convoluted and i have to delete it. im gonna let that Mario Boss one simmer for a while and recreate it. theres some good material in there i just have to find a good way to serve it.

this whole "the year is 2020" thing is just a fad. it'll go away in like 6 months, tops.

im gonna take this meme format and TURN IT ON ITS HEAD

anything you remember about me from over a year ago was a target of the mandela effect and never happened

getting emails from people all over the world saying that they miss the days when harleyworld news remained unbiased and apolitical. Sad!