harley 
@harley@shrike.club
- Pronouns
- she/her
- Age
- 20
- Discord
- @harleyforsure
the most female to ever do it
Joined May 2020
7(?) years ago i posted a homestuck meme where i referred to myself in the third person using she/her pronouns and it was the day i understood i was transgender. im actually really upset because i haven't ever been able to find it ever again since the account was suspended.
fun fact: i am IN cookie clicker. if you open cookie clicker and put my name as the bakery owner, a pop-up will say "Horse Complex!"
on new years, Orteil's twitter account got hacked and i used my alt to park the @ so no one could impersonate him. he wanted to give me something in return and i asked if he could add an easter egg. my alt display name was an anagram of my regular @, harleyforsure -> REAL HORSE FURY.
so now it says horse complex whenever you put my name in Cookie Clicker :)
it was recently discovered that the lag spikes in Springfield, MO are due to a large, high-poly fork that you can only reach by clipping out of bounds
WAS UNEMPLOYED FOR OVER A MONTH, JUST GOT A NEW JOB‼️‼️‼️‼️ everyone say Good Shit, Harley!
this is my new cat that i found in the woods 3 days ago. she loves my face and climbs my body when im standing to get to my face. she loves sleeping on my chest when im laying down or sitting.
did i mention i named her Harley? 🤭🤭
can i be honest. i am an adderall and hrt adjustment away from becoming the perfect human being.
two decades of harley, approaching april 5th. i do not want to be 20. i just adjusted to being 19. i hate time.
this image of me and another trans girl chilling in the same bed is ethereal. we did the notorious lesbian 24 hour date. the really bad thing about me is that i will never have sex with someone i will just sleep in their bed and eat their food and leave.
im pregnant!
went to a queer bar in springfield yesterday and this shit was empty as hell!
"What's that button on your shirt?"
"She/Her pronoun pin, sir"
"And whatve you got written on your helmet?"
"Puppyboy Twink, sir"
"'Puppyboy Twink' and she/her pronouns? Is that some kind of sick joke?"
"I think I was trying to suggest something about the binary of gender, ma'am"
when everyones awake im going to peter griffinpost. this will make more sense later. im going to sleep
a sincere assessment of myself: i am mentally ill but my heart is in the right place, in the rightest place any other human heart has ever been in. i'm on the right track as far as medication goes but there's still some tampering we have to do before things are really stellar
im good enough now but with the right medicinal cocktail and some likeminded peers i would honestly be unstoppable. im meant to live in a village where people come to me for advice and guidance. you wouldn't get it.
im not meant to be 19. im meant to be 28 with two divorces under my belt and a cat room, for my cats.
- Pronouns
- she/her
- Age
- 20
- Discord
- @harleyforsure
the most female to ever do it
Joined May 2020
