harley @harley@shrike.club

it would take a NASA super-computer 2 million years to decrypt one of my posts and get the wrong answer

some of my posts are satire but of myself. and sometimes they are satire of no one at all.

i think there should be less of whats going on and more of... uh... *gestures vaguely*

ive fallen in love with yet another nonbinary person. they texted me first, called me a CUTIE, and invited me to watch the owl house with them. ive had an EXQUISITE time with them and they want to watch another episode tomorrow

i need to find a cool kid my age who understands all my jokes and thinks im attractive. thats my dream wife.

what are some of shrike clubs favorite phone apps?

mother of three:

kpop stan: omg ur kids are so cute who's your bias?

based peter???

getting up in the morning? thats a spoon. taking a shower? thats a spoon. eating a bowl of cereal with a giant old spoon, oh you better believe thats a spoon

literally no one to play with this is so bonkers

more like spiroNOlactone am i right

instead of issuing a statement on the things i see like im a fucking corporation i instead issue a joke on my page

psychological woperation

i think everyone should stop using words

i love coding. and by coding i mean looking up youtube tutorials for each mechanic id like to implement into my game

apple: *removes fortnite from app store*

fortnite: this is just like 1984

im gonna teach my stepsister the little bit i know about coding in gamemaker 2. shes like eleven? but shes super smart and interested in it and i think the sooner she absorbs this information the better.

fortnite just launched a video comparing apple blocking their game from the app store to 1984. they are calling it 198fortnite. like, officially. this is real.

i unfortunately grow facial hair very fast so i feel a lot of dysphoria. when i post trills like the last one, please reserve your judgement. im just trying to own my body i suppose.

Hello, ladies, look at me as a woman. Now back as a man. Now back as a woman. Now back as a man. Sadly, I do not look like a woman. Or do I? Look down, back up, where are you? A place where gender doesn't exist. Were you always here? Doesn't matter. Look at my picture. Is it unflattering? Do you see an ugly woman or a handsome man? You would be wrong either way. I am a beautiful human being.

Turn off your screen. Look at your reflection within the darkness. See me in yourself. Gender is null.