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I said this screenshot was kind of like Yikess and Laiknd and Anthy said “this is how we talk sometimes Joey”

is this a safe space to say this tweet I saw in December is really funny

there was only ONE pair of mariners socks left in the cool socks store and we bought them for vriska

Me: (joking) “Do you want to get matching best friends necklaces?”
Alary: (picking up a necklace set) “Do you want to get this” (realizes what it says and starts laughing) “wait no, I didn’t know what it said…”
Me: “this is so fucked up”

Al: “Oh my god… I finally understand why it’s called Wahlburgers. For Mark Wahlberg…”
Me: “Has that cut out been there the whole time?”
Al: “I guess… and I only just made the connection to Mark Wahlberg…”

At Nickelodeon universe in the mall of America. they didn’t think this one through

(sarcastically) “I’m only 43 inches so clearly I need a chaperone. Since everyone says I’m so short.” - Alary (ve is the shortest in the polycule)

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