Jordyn (pi/pem/per) @jordyn@shrike.club
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Actual shark in real life; age 26. Jewish.
WPF Sudoku Master, USA Sudoku Team '22-23.
Splatoon 3: ? Squidoku#9180, member of Squid Est?.
I post about: random miscellany, Splatoon, sudoku/puzzles, Formula 1, rhythm games, Homestuck.
Occasional sex/kink-related posts, with content warnings.
Joined Oct 2020
Aight, now that Sudoku Mahabharat round 3 is done:
I'm fucking cracked. All puzzles solved (100 points), with no mistakes (-0.0), and 16 minutes to spare exactly (+16.0), for a total of 116 points. I placed 16th out of 355 people overall, and 1st within the USA.
Also, I am still completely thrown off my game by 6x6 arrow sudoku. That, and the 6x6 sum frame sudoku, were the only ones that threw me off at all, and I just took a guess at the end of the sum frame and got it right.
damn, these chicken strips sure are tender
or should I say
these chicken tenders sure are... strip
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all this talk about floor gaps and ceiling gaps. what about the wage gap, pannen?
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ur supposed to wrap the nyc slice of pizza around ur dick to wipe all the extra grease off
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you know what cohost request thread so theyre all in one place (this might get a little spammy)
and im starting it with hot girl june
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being out of the loop is thinking trans culture is the shark plushie, when it's really all plushies
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zoomer magician: is this your carrd
yippee I have a working power supply for my laptop again
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being nonhuman/creature/pet/doll/toy isn't inherently mutually exclusive with being part of a society, & to the extent that it feels like it is that's a societal failing
we *should* be building societies where Being An Entire Normal Human (Definition Attached) isn't the price of entry or an omnipresent tax
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huh, oj simpson died. funniest thing he could do is have a posthumous confession to release in his will
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Pump It Up is getting another furry BGA, let's go https://youtu.be/sOUerxH4sBU
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(in the middle of a zombie apocalypse)
ME: actually it's kind of funny that we're calling it a zombie apocalypse. you see, in Ancient Greek the word ἀποκάλυψις means a revelation, literally un-covering. that apocalypse means of "end of times" comes from the Book of Revelations of the Bible. in any case, my point is that i still have not seen a zombie gain any particular insight at any point of this apocalypse. so while i don't want to come across as a pedant, i'm probably going to call it the zombie eschaton. does that make sense to you?
THE ZOMBIE TRYING TO EAT ME: ghghgrhghsghr
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Pump It Up is getting another furry BGA, let's go https://youtu.be/sOUerxH4sBU
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Bullet point 1 is the funniest thing I’ve ever read about #ADHD. Also true.
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A friend gave me a little 3D-printed Penrose triangle
‼️ Unsolicited follow requests are fine, I just would rather approve them manually.
Actual shark in real life; age 26. Jewish.
WPF Sudoku Master, USA Sudoku Team '22-23.
Splatoon 3: ? Squidoku#9180, member of Squid Est?.
I post about: random miscellany, Splatoon, sudoku/puzzles, Formula 1, rhythm games, Homestuck.
Occasional sex/kink-related posts, with content warnings.
Joined Oct 2020
