@kate the universe keeps generating GOAT athletes as guys you'd meet at the block party bbq who want to show you a video their nephew showed them on twitter

@abraxas Federer always seemed turbo normal too. You know maybe there’s actually a disadvantage to being like MJ or Cobb level pissed off all the time

@abraxas I would argue that there’s something seriously wrong with Brady, though maybe it’s not anything that’s not as seriously wrong with like 80% of suburban men

@kate fuck me Messi too why does this keep happening

@abraxas Messi (turbo normal) and Ronaldo (grade A certified freak) are wonderful illustrations of both types of talent

@kate to be a world class athlete either have to be a electric freak that plays at a level nobody's ever seen before with the personality of your coworker Steven who shows you clips from Yellowstone, or a borderline Schizoaffective man who believes that every trial in his way is put there for the Glory of God and he needs to spend every available moment eating raw eggs to fulfill that destiny