**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · May 22, 2023, 18:53

**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · May 22, 2023, 18:53

If you’re in America you either live in Seattle, Chicago, Boston or Orlando. Anywhere else is just one of those four places

**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · May 22, 2023, 18:54

**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · May 22, 2023, 18:54

San Francisco is Seattle but Berkeley is Boston. Los Angeles is Orlando. All of Texas is Orlando.

**gay, wizard of** @norikawa@efdn.club · May 22, 2023, 18:58

**gay, wizard of** @norikawa@efdn.club · May 22, 2023, 18:58

gay, wizard of @norikawa@efdn.club

@kate I always got fucked up living in Orlando area as a kid and then hearing "Orange County" but they meant like, the one near LA

So yeah LA is Orlando

**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · 2023-05-22T18:59:43Z

@norikawa literally the same place.

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