If you’re in America you either live in Seattle, Chicago, Boston or Orlando. Anywhere else is just one of those four places
New York is Boston. Denver is Seattle. Milwaukee is Chicago. St. Louis? Orlando.
All of Canada is Chicago, except BC and the Maritimes, which are Seattle.
@kate Denver is Chicago. Boulder is Seattle. Fort Collins is Boston. Colorado Springs and Denver's remaining satellite-cities are Orlando. The mountains are either Seattle or Orlando depending on the county.
@kate I always got fucked up living in Orlando area as a kid and then hearing "Orange County" but they meant like, the one near LA
So yeah LA is Orlando
@norikawa literally the same place.
@kate Seattle itself? Believe it or not, Chicago
@kate I'm in the worst Orlando of all (Orlando)
@fenderjess not true. Ocala is the worst Orlando
@kate ffffff ok you know what i gotta concede this one
San Francisco is Seattle but Berkeley is Boston. Los Angeles is Orlando. All of Texas is Orlando.