**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · May 22, 2023, 18:53

**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · May 22, 2023, 18:53

If you’re in America you either live in Seattle, Chicago, Boston or Orlando. Anywhere else is just one of those four places

**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · May 22, 2023, 18:54

**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · May 22, 2023, 18:54

San Francisco is Seattle but Berkeley is Boston. Los Angeles is Orlando. All of Texas is Orlando.

**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · May 22, 2023, 18:56

**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · May 22, 2023, 18:56

New York is Boston. Denver is Seattle. Milwaukee is Chicago. St. Louis? Orlando.

**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · 2023-05-22T19:00:18Z

All of Canada is Chicago, except BC and the Maritimes, which are Seattle.

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