But she was killed by a bird. @kate@shrike.club
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I like birds, funk music, and communism.
Joined May 2020
my new band, cloaca riot
Once there’s enough dead #blaseball players they should make an afterlife league
But she was killed by a bird.
stabbed
But she was killed by a bird.
stabbed
as soon as i tried to play among us the entire game went down because my legions of fans swarmed it
EDIT: as it turns out lobbies expire if unfilled. let me know if you want to play. i think my friend might be starting a server
in case youre wondering last stab is secily's official birdsona
Should I play among us
But she was killed by a bird.
stabbed
sergeant dril (screaming right into a recruit's face): DOES IT LOOK LIKE I JSUT PISSED MYSELF. WELL DOES IT, MAGGOT
recruit: y-yes, sergeant
sergeant dril: NO . THESE ARE MOOD JEANS THAT CHANGE COLOR WHEN I AM SICK OF PUTTING UP WITH JOKERS SUCH AS YOUR SELF
recruit:
sergeant dril: ILL PUT YOU IN CONCRETE. ILL GIVE YOU TO THE LORD
recruit (barely holding back tears): yes sergeant
But she was killed by a bird.
stabbed
sergeant dril: MY ASS IS MORBID. IF MY ASS WAS A PERSON IT WOULD HAVE A SMALL DICK
recruits: yes sir
sergeant dril: NEVER CALL ME 'SIR'. I DONT COME TO WHERE YOU WORK AND KNOCK THE DICK OUT OF OYUR MOUTH!! MOTHER FUCKER
recruits: yes sergeant
sergeant dril: I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE SNIPED IN THE NUTS THAN I AM RIGHT NOW
recruits: YES SERGEANT
But she was killed by a bird.
stabbed
Gonna go live streaming ATOMICROPS, a game that asks the question, "what if stardew valley was a bullet hell" which is a question that I don't think anyone was asking but it sure got answered!
https://www.twitch.tv/junipertheory
come watch me try and fail to be butch!
But she was killed by a bird.
stabbed
CAUTION- INCREDIBLY TOPICAL POST!
Hans from Stuttgart and I are going to see the freaking DUne movie in the theater. Of course we'll be wearing masks and voting@
according to this absolutely terrified report calling for mass re-education, 36% of American millennials “supported communism” *last year* https://victimsofcommunism.org/annual-poll/2019-annual-poll/
Bob Dylan offered the Evil Beatles weed and they killed him
DARK RINGO: “I’d like to be / under the sea / drowning you”
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I like birds, funk music, and communism.
Joined May 2020
