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my cat left us some poop on the living room floor.thank u queen

Youtube version is OUT

INTERLUDE: Elsewhere, In Another Time And Space, It Pours.

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most fucked up places in america ive ever been

1. The Villages, FL
2. Las Vegas, NV
3. Ocala, FL
4. Perry, FL
5. Palm Springs, CA
6. Leavenworth, WA
7. Hamer, SC
8. Tuscaloosa, AL
9. Elko, NV
10. Naperville, IL

@kate this is because urban planning geniuses hate poor people

hey boss where should we put the big apartment building with no parking. remember, that means that everyone in it will be walking and not driving cars.

URBAN PLANNING GENIUS: right alongside the highway, of course. make sure its a half mile to the nearest crosswalk

Any of those weird medieval ufo sightings would be cool too, i'd love to know what the hell this was about

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Sorry, guys. Homer is my role model and I can't speak ill of him.

remember whhen i did a live show underneath pictures of the popes

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nonsense i tell it i love it every day

CHALMERS: You know, this email is quite similar to the ones companies send out when they've had a security breach.

SKINNER: Ohohoho, no! This is just a normal precautionary password reset. Old company tradition! Mmm, password reset!

The divergent universe arc starts with the all time banger story Scherzo and then is just a total flop. What a waste. Can’t believe they were originally gonna spend three seasons on this, so glad they bailed out lmao

Shrike club is so cool. I have a little box full of incredible people

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS