Cadillac Cope de Ville @multiocular@shrike.club

IT'S THE BIRTHDAY BASHER !!!! drawn by @DroolSpout <3

i am universally adored

fun ori facts on this birthday of birthdays
- 3/14 is pi day, and i'm a bimbo who is absolutely awful at math
- i share my bday w/ wakaba from utena which is fun
- aiki's bday is tomorrow. watch out :)

I'M THE BIRTHDAY GIRL(?)

i just realized that this might come off as passive-aggressive but no it's entirely at my expense

someone: are you a boymoder
me: "moder"?

measuring the psi strength of my molars. you know, for reasons

"you're digging for diamonds at y=50, my friend" - @rubiline

i knew there was a reason i stayed up

TIGERBEAMS REUNION

it's good i've made a fair amount of new friends recently on a whim i'm reconnecting with friends i thought i wouldn't get the chance to again and i'm making up with people who i held a grudge against or didn't give enough patience as a dumb ass fresh out of being a teenager

damn a plague should not be what it took to reach out to some people i care abt/people who took care of me early on in my 18 yr old shenanigans but it is done

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when you make your sparkledog you're mandated to figure out exactly how they inflict violence. toner works w/ inkjet to swing his hammer like it's springloaded

forced at gunpoint to be the feferi in the homestuck text post

people don't want to hear this but evil pharrell williams would be like "it might seem crazy what i'm bout to maim"

[hannibal buress voice] copium opium dopium