triumph @nowionlywantatriumph@shrike.club
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- 30; they/them; pgh, pa, usa
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- 7⅝
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the following account will contain unironic enthusiasm for things the person posting it likes. these things include, but are not limited to: terrible puns, baseball, video games, board games, baseball video games and board games, Homestuck, fan works, Homestuck fan works, and other items
posts may contain trace amounts of jaded communist and occasional dabblings about gender.
18+ follow requests only, please—but interactions are ok. if you know me from elsewhere, i'll accept if you say how
Joined Jul 2021
the fucking Bungles
NFL divisional round predictions
🔧 28, 🐅 21
📦 34, 🌉 31
🏴☠️ 41, 🐏 17
🦬 83, 
77 (OT)
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news from my alma mater — one of the country’s largest public universities — today is that a ton of professors are letting call center mlm pyramid schemes make sales pitches before lectures and collect signup cards in class
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BNSF wants a federal judge to block 17,000 employees from striking, arguing it will “harm the economy.” This is, put simply, is massive https://www.newsweek.com/railroad-argues-possible-strike-will-harm-economy-asks-judge-keep-it-happening-1670946
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wait you people are actually flirting? I thought it was a joke
apparently Mike Judge and Greg Daniels are bringing back King of the Hill, because literally no show is allowed to stay over in this day and age, no matter how well it ended or how unnecessary more of it would be
how long until Disney decides to bring back Futurama again??
wordle
Wordle 214 4/6
Line 1: 4th perfect, but 1st in the wrong place.
Line 2: 3rd and 4th perfect, but 2nd in the wrong place.
Line 3: 3rd, 4th and 5th perfect.
Line 4: Won!
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Ke'Bryan Hayes just hit a walk-off, extra-innings triple to complete the cycle
how can you not be romantic about Strat-O-Matic Baseball
gotta love when the gaming news is so bleak that the video game satire site has to introduce a "no, really, this is *real*" section
https://hard-drive.net/microsoft-could-straight-up-buy-sony-by-the-way/
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@kniferoomba @nowionlywantatriumph if you let people self-report how many tests they need then they might get more than is strictly necessary which would be just the WORST. so lets pretend everyone is in an imaginary 1950s household where mom sets the covid test out on the checkered tablecloth next to the heaping pile of pancakes while dad smokes a pipe and reads THE FEMBOY ENQUIRER
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pretty incredible how little & late this is but i do appreciate a well-designed website. clear and to the point
Wordle 213 6/6
Line 1: 2nd perfect.
Line 2: 1st and 2nd perfect.
Line 3: 1st, 2nd and 3rd perfect.
Line 4: 1st, 2nd and 3rd perfect.
Line 5: 1st, 2nd and 3rd perfect.
Line 6: Won!
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this was *brutal*
Halo is now Microsoft’s second-largest FPS franchise
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BIG GUY TOUCHDOWN
getting between 6 and 12 inches tonight
of snow
- age, pronouns, location
- 30; they/them; pgh, pa, usa
- hat size
- 7⅝
- computer
- over
- virus
- very yes
the following account will contain unironic enthusiasm for things the person posting it likes. these things include, but are not limited to: terrible puns, baseball, video games, board games, baseball video games and board games, Homestuck, fan works, Homestuck fan works, and other items
posts may contain trace amounts of jaded communist and occasional dabblings about gender.
18+ follow requests only, please—but interactions are ok. if you know me from elsewhere, i'll accept if you say how
Joined Jul 2021
