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@paulsrockinmastadon
VRISKA: Hey, I s8ved your marriage!
JAKE: You didnt save my marriage you ruined my divorce thats what you did!
VRISKA: L8STEN, you little--
TEREZI: MY CL13NT H4S NO COMM3NT 4T TH1S T1M3 >:[

...she ruined a marriage. she caused a divorce. im dumb as hell

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congrats to vriska serket for personally ruining a divorce

my boyfriend still cannot afford regular food.

paypal.me/eurydied

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let's be real, a US vaccine mandate needed to start with the Trump administration insisting on it before the vaccines even rolled out to the public.

if the Biden administration came in and issues a mandate, it would lead to like a 3% higher vaccination rate and a shitton of tiktoks of dudes from staten island yelling "you'll never jab me, fake hologram president," and then a buddy from out of frame chops their arms off.

wanted to post on shrike yesterday but shrike was down

"for fifteen dollars i wont fire this gun ive got pointed at your head. also i might fucking shoot you anyway"

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS