so, statistically, there's gonna be at least one person who 1. doesn't know the eclipse is happening, and 2. will be driving in the totality today. what do you think that person's day is going to be like
@paulsrockinmastodon they're going to wonder why there's so much traffic
@paulsrockinmastodon i actually have seen some people say its gonna be the rapture lol
@paulsrockinmastodon im so glad my grandmother died before this because if she wasnt dead already the earthquake eclipse christofash conspiracizing Definitely wouldve stroked her straight off the board
@gutters0451 @paulsrockinmastodon we can only hope they're all taken away from us
@paulsrockinmastodon I've been on I-90 with my mom today and there are electronic signs saying "solar eclipse, no stopping" or stuff like that. We're almost to the path of totality now and the signs are starting to say "rest area parking limit 60 minutes"
my coworkers say "rapture"