I try to distance myself from the "useless lesbian" image because it's pretty played out as jokes go. but good god, are you people telling me you can actually tell when someone is flirting with you
laying down my life for all the trans women I know who graciously make it extremely clear when they are flirting
WAIT FUCK I just remembered the girl in high school who sat in my lap during assemblies and I was like "ha ha you're so funny" godDAMMIT
@prumm one time a girl fell asleep with her head in my lap after an AP exam............. and i was like this crush is so unrequited damn
@callieroxy I empathize SO much with this. this girl and I both had boyfriends and I shared a birthday with her boyfriend, so it was a ""running joke"" where she said I could just trade places with him and be her boyfriend. ha ha ha ha ha ha
if you aren't telling me to sit in your lap, I just think I've made a Cool New Friend