WAIT FUCK I just remembered the girl in high school who sat in my lap during assemblies and I was like "ha ha you're so funny" godDAMMIT
@callieroxy I empathize SO much with this. this girl and I both had boyfriends and I shared a birthday with her boyfriend, so it was a ""running joke"" where she said I could just trade places with him and be her boyfriend. ha ha ha ha ha ha
@prumm one time a girl fell asleep with her head in my lap after an AP exam............. and i was like this crush is so unrequited damn