prummpkin 🎃 @prumm@shrike.club

ahhh I'm dumb. I put my pc to sleep before I went on a walk and somehow did not think about how that would pause the download. oh well

a porn conspiracy that goes all the way up to the italian senate

we've established that overwatch's lasting cultural impact is porn. but I posit a slightly hotter take: FFVII got a remake for the same reason

-mom: always worked 50+ hours in retail so probably one there. unless she specifically gave hers up so a negative test wouldn't deprive the house of the only stable paycheck
-dad: depends if he was employed at the moment. probably would give his up
-sibling with severe asthma: yes
for the remaining me and my other two siblings, we'd have to guess who is most at risk between elementary and high school students unless someone was showing symptoms

I was just talking with my sibling about this, how if this is when we were kids and my 6-person family got 4 covid tests, how we would have to decide who doesn't get tested

okay that's better

["oh no" comics voice] oh no

OKAY I did it

sleepy...

I get annoyed because you fool!! you're messing up the pacing! you're actively avoiding the feeling that you want from horror! and then I try to not touch the remote and 30 seconds later I go aaaah the suspense is too much, too scary D: