prummpkin 🎃 @prumm@shrike.club

instagram is like "here's a handy list of everyone who looked at your story and didn't like it!" I hate this app so so much but every single gay in the city of chicago is addicted to it

I was the one wearing orange, which makes me the dirk in the dirkjake divorce fever

also yesterday at the gay tailor, there was a couple getting custom vests in green for their wedding. and the tailor was like "oh I got married in November and I also had green!" so I told them that my wedding colors were green and orange which they thought sounded cool. I abstained from telling a room full of newlyweds and almost newlyweds that I'm getting gay divorced too

I called when they opened so they could pull it out of the shred pile, and the person who answered the phone was like "can I give you some tips based on my experiences making cosplay" and I was like ABSOLUTELY so I'm gonna be supergluing this thing now

BABYGIRL I'M SORRY I PUT YOU IN THE SHRED PILE

already had a shitty stupid weekend and I didn't need to do this to myself

okay nope I can't do this. gonna call them in the morning and ask them to set it aside so I can pick it back up after work

ohh my god what have I done. I already miss it so bad

lads be very nice to me... I donated my favorite white jacket to the tailor because it turned out to be pleather and it would be a huge pain to try and fix the collar that was falling apart

madoka shirts on the yetee today are causing turmoil in my heart

Fashion Brand Company now selling urns in both human and lizard size.

OH... NENDOROID RALSEI......