the banach-folfsky paradox @rubiline@shrike.club

So is there a Mrs. Eaten...?

too good to leave on AD

5ds character coffee orders

yusei: One black drip coffee, every three hours, from wakeup to pass-out. Most likely to use caffeine pills

crow: Red bull

jack: turns his d-wheel around in the starbucks drivethru, yells "WATCH! THIS IS HOW THE KING ORDERS A COFFEE!" and then orders a twenty-part drink that contains no coffee

aki: IV drip

luca: That's an eleven year old. Juice box

lua: Who let this bourgeois kid drink a monster

rex: Latte with "Extra suffering"

jaeger: Clown Cola

Glass of good red wine + three shots of soju and i'm talking about how intimidating it is that some dentists have their practice on the first floor of the house they live in bc if they took your teeth youd have no recourse vs if a dentist did that on Main Lane in the down town or a strip mall there's probably a chef or a restaurant near who will go get your teeth back for you since its hard to eat the food at their restuarant without them

before i watched DBZ my engagement with art creation was sonic sprite edit colorswapping. akira toriyama made me pick up a pencil. so vanishingly few artists left who can engender that kind of creative response to a work from a vacuum

vital diagram

Wicke Petrovsky

this is actually driving me mad. i have VIVID memories of signing up for this site and dicking around on it, laughing at the mistranslations of all the elements, enjoying a temporary corner of tumblr-like internet to hang out with all my fellow funnyman vanguard before the joke died and we all headed back home. What the fuck was this site

okay i need my tumblr oldheads to cross-corroborate a weird old moment on the site with me. if we can collectively remember the 12 hours of thwomp-posting we can remember this.

does anyone remember when someone found a chinese tumblr competitor and everyone flocked to it? it had no english translation so everyone used sitewide google translate: notes were "heat" and posts were "cloth"? i can't have just imagined this cultural moment, right?

She's not happy about it.

relatedy: Narcotic the Bush Viper / ha ha narhissa