sarah zedig! 🍉🐐 @sarahzedig@shrike.club
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a goat on the internet (in seattle).
materialist media analyst who writes homestuck fanfiction
Joined Oct 2022
between fried green tomatoes and goodbye earl, the early 2000s were a banner era for inspirational girl power stories about women killing and eating their husbands
remember when they nuked the dixie chicks from low earth orbit because they said george w bush wasn't a real texan
sarah zedig! 🍉🐐
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anyway i gotta say, the rawring 20s have not been as glomptastic as i had hoped. covid is just so not epic
sarah zedig! 🍉🐐
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MOBSTER: [is fatally wounded in mob shootout]
MOBSTER: [beholds a raven]
MOBSTER: [to raven] so what are you supposed to be, some kinda psychopomp?
MOBSTER: [turning to other dying mobsters] check this guy out, he thinks he's a fuckin' psychopomp
DYING MOBSTERS: [blood-choked derisive laughter]
MOBSTER: my ass, fuckin' psychopomp, get outta here
@callieroxy unless this website is an elaborate prank
https://makeamericaflorida.shop/
sarah zedig! 🍉🐐
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(I have a basic ass website at this point, but more needs to be done with it https://mollynoise.neocities.org/)
I *adore* this site https://powderpaint.neocities.org/ (so what if they are my friends)
and yes, its 00's maximalism or w/e but its not selling me anything other than the music im there for !
sarah zedig! 🍉🐐
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we might need to go back to webrings at this point, link friends to stuff we know is actually decent
im not kidding
tangent - I really miss stumbleupon, something about the curation of topics / interests was great and now is absent
other tangent -
you have doubtless failed to notice that half the shit anywhere is a screenshot from a different site?
screenshots of reddit/tumblr posts on twitter and vice versa, tiktoks using old twitter jokes read by a foetus, etc etc
isnt that ... grim?
@rory OH THE ANIMAL
no idea
@rory that's a roof
@DotRook watching the internet decay over the last 20 years has been such a depressing experience
the thing that's lost on new readers of homestuck i think is that we literally used to just talk like that. if you never experienced AIM you have no idea what you missed. discord is a pale shadow. in the old days you could change your text color to anything you wanted, you could change your font. and don't even get me started on forums, dude. the internet used to be such a silly place. it still is, but instead of coming from a lolcat it's coming from that pic of ben affleck smoking on a balcony
you know i do in fact have the complete archive of my xanga blog kicking around on a hard drive somewhere. i bet that'd be a real laugh to sift through
anyway i gotta say, the rawring 20s have not been as glomptastic as i had hoped. covid is just so not epic
one of the cool things about being born in 1989 is that i can make statements like "this is the best [x] to come out this century." i guess that's true of literally anyone alive, even someone who didn't experience the 20th century, but it gives me a tickle anyway
as someone who has historically had a resoundingly resilient immune system i must say i'm not coping to being sick off and on for three months particularly well at all
mild medical tmi
you know you're in your thirties when the doctor is like "yeah it sounds like we need to take a stool sample"
[cryptkeeper voice] i like to call THIS spooky tale "Sarah Zedig Learns To Poop On Command" EHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE
i would like to not spend the first half of every day feeling nauseous, personally
sarah zedig! 🍉🐐
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Alright there it is, help me move out of Texas. Anything helps. https://www.gofundme.com/f/get-nat-out-of-texas
- pronouns
- she/her
- video essays
- https://www.youtube.com/c/letstalkaboutstuff
a goat on the internet (in seattle).
materialist media analyst who writes homestuck fanfiction
Joined Oct 2022
