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the LA clippurrs are having their own stadium built so they dont have to play in the crypto.com arena

i've shaken the wet life from my hair. now I shall cross into brightsheol. when the smoke clears i am lying completely dead on the pavement

i still get emails of ppl clawmmenting on my hs fics but i dont want to log into AO3 to look at all that...just not something i really want to go back to atm

@turntechcatfish

ryuk: hmm... weed in the human world is awesome.. only shake makes it into the death realm... light, fetch my shinigami eye drops

light: OH MY GOD A TALKING CLOWN... THIS WORLD IS CORRUPT

death note blazed:

light: "if i tell L that this loud is too loud he might suspect that im kira...but if i try too hard to avoid being suspicious is that MORE suspicious? maybe i should tell him the J is making me purranoid"

L: "if these mids make him anxious theres a 69 purrcent chance hes kira"

arguments about sports are great bc it actually does not matter if youre right or if you know what youre talking about

just watched kofie make a basketball tier list with like 17 guys in the "injured, sick, unvaccinated, or ben simmons" tier

whenever elden ring comes up in conversation meow i say "uhhh im thinking im a little bit ringpilled fellas" and i laugh way harder at it than anyone else does

the type of guy who does not get jokes bc he assumes everyone around him is too stupid to understand what theyre talking about well enough to make jokes about it

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