DOG @DELTA@shrike.club

@callieroxy YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SHRIKE CLUB I REQUIRE ALL OF YOUR PETS RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANT I AM FLUFFLY AND UNPET THIS IS A CRIME

@pleonasticTautology WÜF !

I WILL ALSO DRINK ALL OF YOUR MIKES HARD LEMONADE WHILE YOURE AT WORK

IM A NORMAL DOGGY I WILL EAT YOUR CHICKEN OFF OF THE COUNTER WHILE YOU ARENT LOOKING AND I WILL LOOK SOOOOOOOOOO PROUD OF IT AFTERWARDS SO YOU CANT BE MAD OKAY?

THEY PLAYING BORING ASS MUSIC AT THIS WEDDING LEMME FUCKING DJ IT PLZ I CAN PLAY SO MUCH BETTER STUFF

HEY BITCHES LOOK ITS DARK OUT

@Griever SERENA CAN YOU COME HERE AND KILL IT I CANT GO BACK IN MY ROOM IT WILL EAT ME ALIVE AGAIN :(

REMEMBER ME….. REMEMBER THAT I ONCE LIVED…. *PASSES AWAY*

I AM ALLERGIC TO MOSQUITO BITES.

BAD BAD BAD BAD I UNLEASHED A DEMON THAT WAS HIDING IN MY CLOSET AND NOW MY LEGS HURT SO SO SO BAD

(MOSQUITO IN MY CLOSET BIT ME NO JOKE. 15 TIMES IN UNDER A MINUTE)

HOOOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND CDS OF TWO OF THE FIRST SONGS WE EVER MADE, BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL OVER A DECADE AGO

KINDA HATE THAT WE’RE PRETTY DUMB WITH COMPUTERS BUT I GUESS AT LEAST ONE PERSON ON SHRIKE HAS TO BE

DOG MOMENT

I THINK MORE GUYS SHOULD HAVE BOOBS

DO THESE SYMBOLS MEAN MY SHIRT IS A THERIAN

WHY DO TUMMY ACHES MAKE U SO SO SO SLEEPY

@pleonasticTautology @kate BOTH OF YOU COME BACK TO NEW YORK SO WE CAN ALL BE INSUFFERABLE TOGETHER

IVE GOT A TUMMY ACHE AND IM SAD