Kicking doors shut is one of life’s little pleasures
@agonist So is opening doors with your feet
@futureimperfect but you can’t talk about that in Biden’s America
@agonist @futureimperfect does anyone else open the bottom produce drawer of the fridge with their feet and pull out the ziploc packets of deli cheese and meat out also with your feet or am i too far gone
@gutters0451 @agonist I don't see the problem. I cook with my feet after all
@futureimperfect @gutters0451 @agonist [The screen wipes to the side, slow then fast, into a shot of me brushing my teeth with my feet, I am nodding my approval]
@mostportem @gutters0451 @agonist Okay that's too far. You should be using a toothbrush
@futureimperfect @gutters0451 @agonist I reorient my foot towards you to reveal i have clasped in them a nice little rotary toothbrush
@mostportem @futureimperfect @gutters0451 @agonist what a lovely little toothbrush! drawing a picture of u brushing ur teeth with ur feet with my feet
fuck where's that video of me drawing Jackie with my feet
@KC @mostportem @futureimperfect @gutters0451 @agonist yeah those are cool and all but I've already unsheathed my blade and cut you in two faster than you can perceive with my feet
@HarmHearts @mostportem @futureimperfect @gutters0451 @agonist you sheathe ur feet back into ur shoe and I fall, pressurized socks flying everywhere