@agonist So is opening doors with your feet
@futureimperfect but you can’t talk about that in Biden’s America
@gutters0451 @agonist I don't see the problem. I cook with my feet after all
@mostportem @gutters0451 @agonist Okay that's too far. You should be using a toothbrush
@futureimperfect @gutters0451 @agonist I reorient my foot towards you to reveal i have clasped in them a nice little rotary toothbrush
@mostportem @futureimperfect @gutters0451 @agonist what a lovely little toothbrush! drawing a picture of u brushing ur teeth with ur feet with my feet
fuck where's that video of me drawing Jackie with my feet
@KC @futureimperfect @gutters0451 @agonist oh i am filled with trepidation..
@KC @mostportem @futureimperfect @gutters0451 @agonist yeah those are cool and all but I've already unsheathed my blade and cut you in two faster than you can perceive with my feet
@HarmHearts @mostportem @futureimperfect @gutters0451 @agonist you sheathe ur feet back into ur shoe and I fall, pressurized socks flying everywhere
@futureimperfect @gutters0451 @agonist [The screen wipes to the side, slow then fast, into a shot of me brushing my teeth with my feet, I am nodding my approval]