36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp @KC@shrike.club

@kate LMAO THIS IS AMAZING OMG

@squawk #ShrikeClub!!!!

@abraxas VRJDJBDJKFHVEJLEGGEFKFOVJDBWLBDBKRRNBRKEHGBKFKEJRLFBNRLRBDNFK

Americans don't circumcise their babies only if they think the baby is gay. If the baby is straight then it's done at birth but you have to wait until you're a 24 year old minor if you're gay. # gaybodygaychoice

Chį Kayla did it better than Drake ever could https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v9sGhNoSG3o&pp=ygUTVmlldGdsaXNoIGNlbGxwaG9uZQ%3D%3D

runescape plat chathead go

@abraxas i just vividly pictured sitting at a table with u and ShrikeClub in front of a spread with crabdad nachos and mango habanero chicken and French fries (for the gulls) and some beer and iced tea and some popsicles (with a little piece of fruit shaped like a fish frozen inside) laid out in front of ur little painted warhammer guys and now I need to make this happen one day

@abraxas THE CLASSIC VRISKA 8 CRA8DAD NACHOS
Also no longer served :((((

OUR REQUIEM HOMESTUCK MENU INCLUDES:
- Tavros' Chaser Churros
- Ciska's Fairybread
- Kanaya's 'Carrying the Entire Lesbian Community on her Back' Chocolate (a bar slightly bigger than fun size)
- Troll Horns (a handful of candy corn for $6.99)
- Peachy Cobbler (made with genuine Betty Crocker mix)
- Applejuice (we hope)
- Faygo Tea (with milk in it and whipped cream on top)
- Vriska's Faggotbread (NOTICE: item no longer available)

@abraxas ohgod the marshmallow whipped cream things look nauseating

@kate The Bandit >:3€

@pataphysicker @SophiaSurname NO!!! *grabbing more armfuls of wands, wands falling out of my pockets* I NEED these wands

@esvrld @swiff ❤️

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In Kengan Asura there are two genders: businessman and combatfag

@geesehoward dudes rock

They gave a lamb big bappy paws
https://plush.city/@plush_bot/112294940127576378

@kate omg how was it

I wonder what birds dream of

https://botsin.space/@oldroadside/112294611380305118 🌽