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Platypi be like: 'chrprprrr chrprpr prr' (I lov my friends so much 🍍❤️)

(I'm Platypi :plat: )

@basil loving ur new icon and displayname. catbasil. nyander herb

Also snacks.
I made edible cookiedough for Muse once for ANTIBAKINGSTUCK but forgot the pineapple at home.

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If u ever meet up with me irl u get artisan fresh handdrawn meems :plat: 🍍

It's gr8 when people tell me seriously they wish creatures like dragons and platypi were real and not just in cartoons and myths and shit because then I can deliver some wonderful news :plat:

The entire tri-state area is bathed in perpetual blacklight to the degree that residents don't notice the phenomenon because it's normalized and they've developed a resistance to it at this point
But that's why the platypi all look teal. It's the reflective radiation.

Also Candace has a duck fursona

cant think of enough to finish this right now but mayhaps I'm sensing a trend here...

Academic papers written like clickbait articles then hitting you with a paywall anyway

if you had a TVtropes page what would the nerds and gamers list as your in/accurate tropes

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