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dana just felt a profound sense of failure because she let the shower get warm enough that it steamed up the mirror

good morning to all the faggots of the world. peace love unity and respect, life in our time and death in another. we move

so is the gollum video game real or is that a bit

OH AND LASTLY HERE SHE IS IN ANY SETTING WITH A LARGE POPULATION OF HS TROLLS

you know, for posterity's sake

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pretend these say sheep-wizard instead i have to get used to that

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Vaguely disappointed that a place I passed by a few times, Bottoms Up, is *not* a gay coffee place but just a bikini barista kinda joint.

I guess that's why their logo is lips but I figured you want your bottom to be a good kisser?

my monstera appears to be growing a root straight up out of the ground

nsfw, awful 

a ball peen hammer is the ultimate tool for cbt

q: why does her hair just kind of change length at random

a: *shoots you with a gun*

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q: why does she sometimes have horns and sometimes just not

a: theyre an equippable item

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS