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totk 

i found the tank schematic and now everything dies >:D

totk 

everyone's confusion between 'v' and 'b' sounds in the gerudo language must make more sense in japanese

but i got to mattison's quest in tarry town and uh. geez the gender politics of these games show no signs of improving huh

totk: akkala shrine 

the attach ability kinda trivializes this one

so i didn't use it!

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totk: akkala shrine 

cackled when i jumped onto the tower and the floor fell out immediately. very fromsoft gag

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the funniest part of the accidental rosebombing earlier today was that i couldn't delete them all at once; after a few deletions i got told that i was rate limited and should try again on the half hour

last stab: the nature of humanity is just that every so often--

making the gender swap coffin from ds2 real and then sleeping in it every night

totk 

the way i found this out was
"okay here we go, phantom ganon is hard and scary and i'm surprised i've survived even this long against him, but i just need to whittle down his health a little more and--"
"WHEN THE AIMLESS GLOW OF THE BLOOD-STAINED MOON SHINES UPON THE LAND..."

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totk 

relieved to see that blood moons don't heal damaged but not dead monsters like i think they did in botw

Tears of the Kingdom 

Very funny that they introduced Sidon's fiancee in what reads like a pretty transparent "Uh no he's not gay" and then also Sidon takes a knee and holds Link's hands while making a vow

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