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Tungsten Cube this, Tungsten Cube that, fuck off
Bitches wish they were me. They wish they had Salmon Orb

google flights now lists the carbon footprint of your ticket, in what is perhaps the least helpful method of shifting responsibility to individual consumption yet

burning down the house 

homestuck has become manga and it rules

I may be currently stabbing you, but I have committed to performing net-zero stabs by 2050.

this refrance didn't get any likes and i assume that means it either didn't carry or it was lib cringe

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Homestuck fans: constantly referencing homestuck fondly
Also Homestuck fans: noooo haha don't read it it's terrible haha

i got a Very Professional email which repeatedly addressed me as "Mr. Earhart" and laughed. like i get that it's technically true but i'm so used to just being Jacob that the other mode feels surreal

unless the recurrence is geometric instead of algebraic. in that case i fully expect the next culturally significant action hero to be referred to by the callsign 1995.5714

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the existence of action heroes with mononyms 007 and 117 implies the existence of a larger protagonist class whose members are denoted by the elements of {110x+7:0<=x<=9}. indeed it is possible that this class includes not just the expected heroes like 227 and 887, but higher-digit heroes like 1217 or even negative heroes like -103

I want to stand outside in a suit without a rain jacket while Brothers in Arms starts playing in the background

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The rain just isn't stopping. We must have at least a few inches by now

do you think undertale monsters use the word "human" as a pejorative like we use the word "monster"? like, if one of them does something evil, will someone shout "you HUMAN!" at them

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS