we're not far in but they couldn't tell the difference between boone charlie and sawyer, but then they said "oh yeah [sawyer] looks distinctive, he looks like the year 2000"

halley is claiming Jack as autistic

also as tall

guy who has only seen predator voice "this just got a little predator" (The guy is halley)

halley on [the orange mouth guy] "I kind of want people to like him, because it seems like he needs it"

Quiet: "the plane gave her an abortion"

Halley, about Locke as he sets up a backgammon set: "its this guy! i love this guy! what is he doing? why did they let this guy on a plane?"

"what if they just revealed hurley was a vampire"

I regret giving backgammon man's name in this thread because I assumed they gave it by the end of pilot part 2 now halley is going to know it

unraveling the storytelling surrounding Kate putting the mask on the marshal while the plane crashed and we haven't even started the episode

halley: "they are setting up the tensest situation possible"

quiet: "why is she lying??"

GOD I forgot about fucking. Jack face.

wow they really do start setting up the themes of the whole series at the outset don't they

I'm happy to report that the whole household loves hurley

this show was not meant to be watched in HD

kate would be a really good tabletop character.

the mercy killing scene has given halley EXACTLY who Sawyer is and I'm so glad to see just how effective the storytelling is

both of them are hollering about how much they love Jack and how much of a dipshit he is over the tabula rasa speech

They're both theorizing that Locke was never on the plane and that he's intrinsic to the island because the sound slowly cuts out whenever the camera turns to him

(the real point of the conversation is that the only thing making Locke seem evil is the camera and musical cues, and everything he's actually done is either good or kind of weird)

"he looks like a scared and confused and disappointed father" - @Paradox on Jack face

"or maybe like a dog when you set something down and go like "hey boy go play with this" and the dog is like "what"" -@Paradox

I love that jack was originally going to die in the pilot but then he became so key that his wild facial acting became a fan meme.

I think his barely withheld autistic meltdown faces are very good for the record

lmao sawyer with his bigger flashlight than jack's

"three to four feral hogs" - @Paradox

"we don't have time to sort out everybody's god" damn that is raw, Jack

halley: I wanna know what Mr Locke is doing!

oh my God locke's number adding machine makes the exact typewriter sound that the monster does??? I probably knew that at one point but it got me so hard this time

"why does it keep focusing on his left foot?" God I love halley observing what the show wants us to observe

noooooo we have to pause mid episode

Jack's hands are twice the size of Kate's face

halley is shouting "whomst" every time Jack sees the man in the suit and I love it

GOD I love the locke reveal.

halley thinks (not really) that the man in the suit is from the tail section and they're actually thriving and he just doesn't want to associate with the savages

jack is kinda jacked

"they really love setting up the *worst* situations" - @Paradox

God sawyer is such a FUN creep I love him so much

PARENTING!