a bedridden bipolar @SophiaSurname@shrike.club

@gutters0451 we're so sore

endorphin danced for 2 and a half straight hours last night without a break or illicit substances

@tulips @gutters0451 sick kith ref

rave fit for cold weather

endorphin

"Bisexual pilled goatmaxxer" - @Paradox

"fucking asrielilled bimaxxer" - @quiet

who up queering they gays

"legions LEGIONS! legions Legions Legions da mets??? fallout new vegas" is a sequence of adjacent trills of all time

"I think we should give the grey goo scenario a chance to prove itself" - Parkston Callaghan

legions

put the robot back in the hole

Regstwo: Why is my other self on a prison ship?
Parkston: Long story, lots to cover --
Kyla: Treason.
Regstwo: You seem pretty eager to get me--- Treason?!

Kyla: That was sarcasm, wasn't it?
Regstwo: That was sarcasm.
Kyla: [quietly] aw, damnit...

Dux: Why's there a meteor on my shack?
Parkston: Dramatic Irony
[Title Music]

mallory drank motor oil

me and Alice, who is also over 30, were the only ones in the theater who laughed at the first line of the Brick joke. everyone else got it when it got to the "wait til the second date to joke about abortion pop songs" line though

a couple top tier jokes:

"all of our friends are either incels or trans women, someone knows how to hack"

suicide cop, particularly
"can't you solve this case without killing yourself?"
"nope :D"

"when we get married, we have to walk down the aisle to brick by ben folds"