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i'm so good at this game

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dreamt last night that i was hanging out in sky: children of the light irl with my girlfriend, my joyfriend, march 7th and dan heng from honkai star rail, and my oc tenjhi. take me back...

just saw a post about how 'israel gets what is an average day in ukraine and everyone loses their minds'. it only takes one stalled proxy war to turn anyone into da joker 🃏

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What's YOUR favourite capitalist innovation from the last 10 years? There are so many to choose from!

a) Renting someone else's computer while commodifying your data for advertising purposes

b) Renting someone's music while commodifying your data for advertising purposes

c) Renting someone else's movies and TV while commodifying your data for advertising purposes

d) Renting someone else's house while commodifying your data for advertising purposes

e) Renting someone else's car while commodifying your data for advertising purposes

f) Renting someone else's scooter while commodifying your data for advertising purposes

g) Renting a poor person's body while commodifying your data for advertising purposes

Sound off in the comments!*

*Don't reply to me

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ESTHER: if parentheses crash car close parentheses then parentheses don’t close parentheses semicolon.

ME: Reddit gold for you.

ESTHER: self driving car. i invent it.

the fact that people get angry and censorious whenever someone says "boy it sure would be something if someone did something about that Chaya Raichik" shows that they 1000% understand exactly what her entire schtick is. They're only bothered when someone does the old switcheroo

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i kinda went off

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its funny that a lot of my typos have become writing a word that *sounds* like the one i meant rather than one that's *spelled* more like it. just mistyped "teeth" as "teach"

"Dinner with the girlies" I post as I toss a package of 5 Gum hastily labeled "ELFSTROGEN" on the floor and watch five or six mutuals of mine begin biting one another over it

bec noir should fuse with estrogen and then have lesbian sex with Peregrine Mendicant

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