Horse Moment @dog@shrike.club

weed strains are named shit like "cock punch OG" and the description will be "combining cock suckers delight and purple punch alongside OG kush to create this insane indica dominant strain that will enlighten you, make you murder a police officer, invite new types of demons into your home, and make your balls fall clean off and roll into the nearest sewer grate. 3% say it helped with their anxiety" and i'll go "looks good it says indica"

viola from the twelfth night is a historical example of shakespeare's trans allyship, allowing the young male actors playing female roles at the time to both boymode and be an agp lesbian on stage

pendulum tracks are about how there's a woman and she's in danger, and she needs to run, because maybe she's the villain too? but it was so sad that she died

light em up for the lizster

the ghosts haunting queen elizabeth ii's pussy would like some time alone with the recently deceased

lads you'll never believe it. there i was, wandering about the thames sewers, when i bumped into none other than the bloody majesty 'erself! well, you won't guess what, but she's been seeing me in 'er dreams, got a right thing for me she has, gave me her bloody necklace to prove it. god bless 'er

MORSHU IS IN DOTA 2 AS A SPRAY

LOCH RAVEN: DEFENDER OF LITTLE GUYS
(thank you @owl2 for doing it so perfect!!!)

1997 - AS AWAKE SO ASLEEP
COTTON KANDI

A professional puppy in her past life, saved from eternal mean to her. Cotton gambles with her treats.

WHO
DESERVES
A KISS
IN
HEAVEN
?

small / IDENTITY
small / MEMORY

Cotton and the Sparkle dogs compete to be the most adored creatures of heaven.

she got that ohio dick. high in the middle and round on both ends

yankees keep scoring runs. why don't you try scoring some bitches. lmao