today while substituting for a freshman class I started the class by drawing "full of milk" kitten on the board and saying THIS IS YOU. THIS IS WHAT I SEE WHEN I LOOK AT YOU. and they all studied full of milk and then several drew full of milk on their assignment for the day.
@esther It's so over. Sorry
@futureimperfect i'm cooked honestly
@esther @futureimperfect referred to governor’s special task force on anti-white racism
@kate @futureimperfect in my defense he looked exactly like a huge white baby
@esther@shrike.club being a first year at college: wow being a fully grown adult is so cool
seeing first years anytime after passing the age of ~24 or so: whoa how are you even here, are you some kind of preteen prodigy or
that was the high point of substituting for freshman environmental science. the low point was when I slipped and said "you can't be saying that, white baby" to a child and he very clearly did not get it