Pair O' Guttersnipes @gutters0451@shrike.club

@SophiaSurname @junebug @paulsrockinmastodon AUGH

@junebug @SophiaSurname @paulsrockinmastodon MY OCCASIONAL SLIPS INTO VERBOSITY EXIST SOLELY FOR COMEDIC EFFECT YOU AINT NEVER GONNA CATCH ME PUTTIN TRUTH AND POETRY IN THE SAME MIXIN BOWL

@junebug hey sidenote, rewatching this i just realized that pajama sam and sly cooper pull from the same stock library.

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx92iWkZ4sH5Mh9CrvcQaFtsbqoRJOTAQX?si=fYczGldVmm-vL7T6

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxmHdmvzyr8wjlhHv3GbW37kOJuRC-ROAT?si=YGEy-Z-FeZ8aGYPH

@junebug "When the kids start dying I was literally crying with laughter" - Juniper Herodias Angel Theory

@SophiaSurname @paulsrockinmastodon 100% playful. do you realy think "your reliance on easy cruelty will be your biggest deathbed regret" would ever leave my lips in earnest

@SophiaSurname @paulsrockinmastodon your reliance on easy cruelty will be your biggest deathbed regret

@SophiaSurname @paulsrockinmastodon you dont need to double team me!! i have learned of my foolishness.

i stand by tho that the people, knowing its a skit and not, responding with Terror are fucking bewildering. this mans behavior is entirely justified irl let alone within a narrative

@SophiaSurname @junebug the genuine distress every time a sam started going off the rails and you knew it wasnt gonna be long until you had to watch him be put down

@iskariotrising terrifying

@paulsrockinmastodon oh yeah that tracks too. i was too busy being mad at the people calling him a serial killer to consider that option

i keep seeing people call this dude a serial killer and a batman villain but i just see a dude on break trying to get someone with ulterior motives to fuck off and let him go back to whatever he was listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pAhjC9Z1tU

hey tbh this dude was being totally normal. if a random dude with a camera came up to me and asked what i do for a living, and i worked that kind of job, id assume one of two things

1. random internet clout chaser harassing me on the street for views

2. peta person looking to get all weird and aggressive over me working in meat prep

and a reasonable response to both of those is to act as offputting and creepy as possible to get them to fuck off.

Cher Wolfsrain looks like if a 38 year old Misa Deathnote kinned Kiryu Likeadragon

so pissed off. trying to track down an image / clip from Wolf's Rain to make a shitpost and due to search engines fucking collapsing, the VERY SPECIFIC SEARCH of "wolf's rain cher and quent bar scene" is instead getting me AI garbage on google images, pictures of an unrelated character in a spoiler design i havent seen yet, and on youtube "wolf's rain [character name] death"

im gonna scream. can you just show me cher drinking booze in the bar with the bounty hunter plEASE

i turned norman reedus into jesus

FUCK MASTODONS GIF HATRED MY JOKE KEEPS BEING BUTCHERED BY MASTODONS EVIL NATURES

nobody tells you this but the best dipping sauce is 7:1 buttermilk ranch:worchestersire sauce