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this is still the funniest and somehow most real thing i have ever said

RORY: there's no great pumpkin??
JETT:
JETT: great pumpkin isn't fucking real
RORY: WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE DOES THIS SEND

Halloween, not really nsfw but still spoiling 

Just remembered how awesome my Halloween outfit was last year

Dreamt that I was talking about Taylor Swift with my high school English teacher and I said “it’s funny how Taylor Swift used to sing songs like” *puts on country accent *“I can’t believe you cheated on me, how could you dooo that to me’ but now she sings songs like ‘I cheated on my neglectful ex boyfriend and it was soooo girl boss of me’” and I sang both of those

Mouse Depeche Mode would be like "Your own, parmesan, cheeses,"

ive been thinking about this tweet from mahla all fucking day

lost season 4 spoilers, confirmed dead 

sorry are ghosts just completely canon to the lost universe? outside of island related ghosts?

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lost season 4 spoilers, confirmed dead 

THIS GUY CAN TALK TO GHOSTS?

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lost season 4 spoilers, confirmed dead 

Locke will say “it’s ok I killed that woman because a child told me to do it”

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lost season 4 spoilers, confirmed dead 

Me: Is Miles cis?
Vriska: I don’t know.
The first thing Miles says: “Back up handsome!”
Me: well he’s definitely not straight!

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lost spoilers, "confirmed dead" 

me, talking about faraday: he's a weird man. he's got a certain... presence about him.
joey: he's got an autism about him.

lost season 4 spoilers, confirmed dead 

Me: why does he move like this? I’m entranced by him.
Vriska: he is a very weird man. he’s got a presence about him.
Me: he’s got an autism about him.

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lost season 4 spoilers, confirmed dead 

Vriska: Is Faraday a woman? Or is Faraday a trans man?
Me: So you don’t think he’s cis.
Vriska: He’s too mentally ill.

lost spoilers, "the beginning of the end" 

joey, seeing faraday for the first time: oh my god, it's wet cat!

Lost s4 spoilers the beginning of the end 

arguable axis moments

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