**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · 2024-03-25T14:23:05Z

Unbelievably, this is real

**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · Mar 25, 2024, 14:29

**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · Mar 25, 2024, 14:29

YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · Mar 25, 2024, 17:50

**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · Mar 25, 2024, 17:50

Huge update

**Jacob Shrike Roomba** @kniferoomba@shrike.club · Mar 25, 2024, 14:56

**Jacob Shrike Roomba** @kniferoomba@shrike.club · Mar 25, 2024, 14:56

Jacob Shrike Roomba @kniferoomba@shrike.club

@kate his web designer? Matt Drudge

**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · Mar 25, 2024, 14:57

**But she was killed by a bird.** @kate@shrike.club · Mar 25, 2024, 14:57

@kniferoomba funniest thing is drudge is a big Biden guy now

**Jacob Shrike Roomba** @kniferoomba@shrike.club · Mar 25, 2024, 16:14

**Jacob Shrike Roomba** @kniferoomba@shrike.club · Mar 25, 2024, 16:14

Jacob Shrike Roomba @kniferoomba@shrike.club

@kate completely unhinged

**distant cosmic radiation** @enbyss@hellsite.site · Mar 25, 2024, 17:58

**distant cosmic radiation** @enbyss@hellsite.site · Mar 25, 2024, 17:58

distant cosmic radiation @enbyss@hellsite.site

@kate mfw someone fails to capture my place of power in solium

**mixed berry social anxiety disorder 🍓** @monorail@glaceon.social · Mar 25, 2024, 18:01

**mixed berry social anxiety disorder 🍓** @monorail@glaceon.social · Mar 25, 2024, 18:01

@kate graduate of the time cube school of web design

**Goofiroth Stan** @Colophonscrawl@monads.online · Mar 25, 2024, 18:03

**Goofiroth Stan** @Colophonscrawl@monads.online · Mar 25, 2024, 18:03

Goofiroth Stan @Colophonscrawl@monads.online

@kate muttering "oh my god oh my god" in a crying falsetto as I try to focus my eyes on my screen through tears

**Fagatha Bitchie** @josie@egirls.gay · Mar 25, 2024, 18:03

**Fagatha Bitchie** @josie@egirls.gay · Mar 25, 2024, 18:03

Fagatha Bitchie @josie@egirls.gay

@kate@shrike.club starting to think he lost the deed to Trump Tower in some kind of Rumpelstiltskin situation

玲次 @mteigh@shrike.club · Mar 25, 2024, 18:12

玲次 @mteigh@shrike.club · Mar 25, 2024, 18:12

@kate I choose to believe this guy writes these emails himself, idk if it’s true but I want it to be

**Cowbee Boybop** @Beauford_Noidenov@octodon.social · Mar 25, 2024, 18:22

**Cowbee Boybop** @Beauford_Noidenov@octodon.social · Mar 25, 2024, 18:22

Cowbee Boybop @Beauford_Noidenov@octodon.social

@kate sounds like a public challenge to Carmen Sandiego