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now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

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Television audiences across the world were introduced to the most important character in the universe, Rose Tyler, and also a guy she ran around with.

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Baltimore Mayor: “unthinkable tragedy” is “kinda badass though”

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Me: Pebis cat. That's your name. That's your job. That's your role

Ezra: (blinks at me really big)

cats are always like "is this something for cats?"

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