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subject line "Re:Fw:Attch:Fw: attachment (2nd attempt (sorry]) "

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giving Microsoft Outlook a panic attack by sending the email "i have attached the attachment to my attachment please re-attach, see attached" and then not attaching a file

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puffball: bespoke mode

I bought a giant steak that I'm gonna put on a stick and cook over random fires

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🐶 Cowboy 🐶

Steller's Jay Stealing Sweetener Packets.
ngm.nationalgeographic.com/ngm

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But she was killed by a bird.

OH MY GOD HE’S MAYBE REMAKING “THE PRISONER” x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/17

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bellicose :circ_a:

@kniferoomba i think the 737 max killed him personally, it was a yandere situation

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"suicide" in his car the day before he's set to give testimony in court is sloppy as hell tbh. must have cut corners on the contract murder. yet another Boeing QC issue

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bbc.com/news/business-68534703 Boeing may have just killed one of their whistleblowers

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But she was killed by a bird.

Goofy action at a distance

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idk if trump or biden will win the election but i do think whoever wins will be the first world leader to die of the consumption in over 100 years

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@abraxas elf car

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But she was killed by a bird.

Seattle Vocational Institute building (1974) in the CD, you are today’s

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2️⃣tali

is this anything: giving a lecture about homestuck and writing "home stuck" on the board then crossing them both out

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yr

pnw is pronounced like quinoa

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But she was killed by a bird.

it’s funny that people are so dismissive of left critiques of the ussr like….its not here any more dude. it actually did fail and we do need to reckon with that in reality

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Fagatha Bitchie

(hasn't heard of the thing people are roasting before today voice) hell yeah get their assses

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Homestuck Line by Line
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Homestuck Line by Line
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But she was killed by a bird.

You’re muted. Yeah. Yeah. No. You’re still muted.

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@kniferoomba this would likely work on Jack from Twitter tbh

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