@futureimperfect DDR style combo ratings appear in your peripheral vision as you expertly compliment a cashier's earrings after discerning that they have an 80% chance to be receptive to the gesture after seeing how they interacted with the previous customer

@Nil Regrettably we can't all command every conversational combination that has ever existed 😔😔

@futureimperfect staring people deep in the eyes repeating "okay do the next one" over and over in your mind

@BestGirlGrace regrettably our girl has a penchant for the commonwealth 😔😔😔

Autistic but your special interest is social cues

@BestGirlGrace to be fair if Rarity were to hypothetically discover the existence of Britain she'd go wild for it..

@abraxas yeahh ive got some okay ones but for the most part my entire shoe selection needs an update.. but cardio will likely be a priority

@abraxas I'm thinking i wanna try and use the spring to start jogging a little bit.. then probably settling into full runs as my stamina replenishes.. i think i might need to get some new shoes first though, but in any case lets get moving

I should start getting really into fashionable tote bags

Basically the only thing I have in mind to do with anyone is watch movies

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I'm so fucking tired and I haven't watched a good movie in a month I need to be strapped down in front of a screen

In true communist tradition I am left with many frustrations. But I've ultimately had a nice time. I am just more exhausted than I've been in a long time

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It's weird to have a family and I don't know if I can do this all the time but I do still care for them immensely

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