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why are they called right wing when they're wrong ? 🧐

being unapologeticaly obsessed with mcr at colleagues has been going great

i think that, of all people to deserve a cult of personality, i am prime

I have covid brain today please only take me seriously when you like what im saying

I need people to witness him saying it at a life sized cardboard cutout of himself in the crowd

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Every few weeks the president is like “listen Jack, we’re going to fight a two front war with Russia and China!” and the DOD has to put out a statement like “please ignore our insane president. we will not be fighting a two front war with Russia and China”

Women, what are your favourite things about me?

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