triumph @nowionlywantatriumph@shrike.club
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the following account will contain unironic enthusiasm for things the person posting it likes. these things include, but are not limited to: terrible puns, baseball, video games, board games, baseball video games and board games, Homestuck, fan works, Homestuck fan works, and other items
posts may contain trace amounts of jaded communist and occasional dabblings about gender.
18+ follow requests only, please—but interactions are ok. if you know me from elsewhere, i'll accept if you say how
Joined Jul 2021
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the alec baldwin killing a cinematographer story is even worse---the studio fired the crew who walked off due to among other things lack of safety and hired scabs.
it makes sense that he voted the way he did, though
a system that lets the regular loser turn out to be the ultimate winner *is* fucking absurd, so I can see why then-Rangers owner George W. Bush was opposed to it
baseball history storytime
before the 1993 season, the owners voted 27–1 to realign the leagues (from 2 divisions per league to 3) and add the wild card starting in the '94 season
the one owner who voted against it said, “I represent the silent voices of baseball purists. History will prove I was right.”
history *immediately* proved him wrong, since the 103–59 Giants missed the playoffs in 1993 because Atlanta went 104–58 and won the NL West
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Oh thanks google, I did miss the Encyclopedia Britannica entry for Pittsburgh.
the funny thing about the Tom Scott memes is that he *really* doesn’t like being a meme
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[Tom Scott voice] I'm at soup
[tom scott voice] i'm in a shotgun shack, in another part of the world, behind the wheel of a large automobile, in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
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the hollywood union that covers people who handle prop guns is on strike. luckily, a non-union guy is ready to be the armorer for my new alec baldwin movie
dang I miss all the good posts when the power goes out, huh
thanks, Duquesne Light
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spent the better part of today reformatting the entire godfeels series to look and feel better on desktop. attached are the before and after so you can see the difference for yourself.
anyway, if you're in the mood for a nearly 400,000 word ongoing homestuck fanfic about gender and depression and omniversal warfare through the metaphoric plane of ideaspace, there's never been a better time to read GODFEELS
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Burlington Cheesecake Factory
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Capitalism sucks so hard-core and my insurance is being a bitch about covering the hotel stay for my top surgery, so I have to pay it out of pocket and afterwards I'll have to yell at them to reimburse me, but if you can, please-please, consider donating to my cash.app: $NicoBowie
the TOS prohibits users from attempting to “decipher, decompile, disassemble, or reverse engineer any of the software comprising or in any way making up a part of the Site.”
which a) is useless, because it’s a fork of open-source software *anyway*, and b) violates the part of the GNU AGPL license that says that derivative versions *have* to have their source code made available
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not only are the fucking Trump social medias on Mastodon, they aren't even crediting it, which is a violation of the GNU AGPL license
and I *guarantee* they won't make their modified version of the source code available, like the GNU AGPL license requires them to do (probably cause it'll do a bunch of shady shit)
is Eugen going to do anything about either of those? lol
ffs his Classic Mode route doesn't even feature a SINGLE team-up with Duck Hunt!
it also doesn't feature a fight with Sephiroth! HE'S ACTUALLY FOUGHT SEPHIROTH
- age, pronouns, location
- 30; they/them; pgh, pa, usa
- hat size
- 7⅝
- computer
- over
- virus
- very yes
the following account will contain unironic enthusiasm for things the person posting it likes. these things include, but are not limited to: terrible puns, baseball, video games, board games, baseball video games and board games, Homestuck, fan works, Homestuck fan works, and other items
posts may contain trace amounts of jaded communist and occasional dabblings about gender.
18+ follow requests only, please—but interactions are ok. if you know me from elsewhere, i'll accept if you say how
Joined Jul 2021
