Show newer

the kitties also love their new toy. ignore carlton he's not important here

it's honestly hard to tell how much progress I've made fitness or weight wise, but I definitely feel the most fit ive been in years regardless so that's SOMETHING

Definitely not the best treadmill in the world, but for 160 bucks and next day shipping it's not bad

Show thread

TREADMILL RUN COMPLETE

i think it maybe have been due to slightly reduced speed (this thing caps at 3.8 mph lmao) but this was definitely the easiest one yet. 8/8 intervals of 60/90 running/walking, with 5 minute warmup/cooldown walks. (i fucked up at the beginning and lost five minutes on the treadmill timer but i did it! cooling down currently)

running day 4 done.

saved from being the worst team in the american league by the sheer awfulness of the 2024 chicago white sox

Show thread

As if I could be more excited for this game. I’m so hype for some folks to play it for the first time. The fact that there’s a Mario rpg with genuine social realism in its writing is so completely bonkers.

Show thread

Vivian’s sister is transphobic in the new TTYD translation (this is actually a good thing because her trans status from the Japanese version was ignored in the original localization and the good guys all accept her)

jokes about paper mario, unironically a good thing but it's also funny if you take it out of context 

paper mario fans when the game has explicit transphobia

LEBRON JAMES spotted leaving POWER TREADS on STRENGTH on an AGILITY HERO 🤦‍♂️

just remember, it could always be worse

you could be a fan of the Chicago White Sox in 2024

(the buttons still VAGUELY correspond to what is going on in the move, like rdc makes you press the buttons counter-clockwise but also c'mon]

Show thread

tekken inputs are so funny because they're like

[direction][button(s) that corresponds to limb being used]

except for when they're not cuz then they're

[direction][buttons that broadly correspond to the movement being made]

unless you're playing king, in which case

[grab][lmao]

everybody knows the only good beer is whatever's cheapest at the expensive ass restaurant your work acquaintances dragged you to

Show older
SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS