prummpkin 🎃 @prumm@shrike.club

coworker posted this into slack and i can't do any more work today because all of my attention and focus must be spent pacing around the computer, stroking my beard, and considering what adjustments i would make to this.

@cicatriz_jdr bedroom AOR / yacht rock revival

it takes 36 cars to run a NASCAR race but you could fit all 36 drivers on one bus

Ignis wife fever (open for better quality)

People watching the mariners game 🤝 People watching gdq right now

Having the time of their lives

okay so the Final Fantasy X gdq run is happening on July 2nd. back in 2020 i got a lot of people to put bids in to name the main heroine of that game Vriska.

i want to bid for something like this again but there are many different things to name this time:

- name for Tidus (main character)
- name for Valefor (first summon, winged monster with titty)
- name for Ixion (third summon, zebra horse thunder unicorn)
- name for Bahamut (fifth summon, strongest one, big fucking dragon)

"what the hell does 'goated with the sauce' mean. why is everyone saying that"

Cohost users sucked me good and hard thru my jorts

oh sweet a kirby game on gdq i wonder which one it-

what