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had too much coffee and now I'm in the Levi's store saying things like "what if my pants were geeeeeen" and "I can get tansgender Minion pants so who is to say capitalism is all bad"

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making children confess their sins in the church is so funny. oh father i am sorry i candy when my mother was very clear that lunch was coming soon and that i should not eat candy at that moment

meet me at the world's largest Starbucks in 15 if you want an ass kicking

the thing is that I do have a caffeine addiction so it makes me more functional. but it also makes me sleepy. it's highly variable

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"prumm can you drive on the express lane and can you figure out parking" [chugs my coffee] yeah hold on lemme just

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drinking coffee makes me sleepy. getting stressed makes me sleepy. I have the real life sleepy bitch disease

Every link is a different link, we can a trans girl link, trans boy link, agender link, bigender link, any transgender link. We can have them all.

YUGIOH CARD OF THE DAY (07/07/22): Shiba Warrior Taro

this card art was drawn and signed by kazuki takahashi, and based on his dog "taro". i learned about this card today. that's cute as hell.

o7

wait the news about Kazuki Takahashi is real? oh no :(

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