you know, it's, like, almost 11 PM. i'm nice and relaxed, had a pleasant walk, got an affogato, had an excellent conversation with my wife. why don't we all take a stroll through my childhood home, circa 2019 when it was listed on realtor.com? i promise i grew up somewhere somewhat normal. i promise. i promise. let's talk about this house real quick?
for sale: tv space, never adorned / 4000 years of carpetmaking and this is the first time someone's cut one like that / the eye of god refracting up from a concerningly low chandelier / That 70's Kitchen / ai-generated baccarat table / the curtain situation here is only a taste of what is to come / wall angles inspired by a nightmare from folktales / Yes, it was like this when I lived here
now, i'll be fair. this room was not always unfurnished. however, it was always not having curtains. also, the very square mattress... was always in here. not too egregious of a situation in isolation - but for the carpet, though perhaps that's a given considering almost every inch of this place is swathed in it
@rubiline i gotta admit, i'm a little jealous of the fireplace availability
my place has one but it's a fire hazard
@rubiline i'm going to throw up.
one side of the attic leads to this very strange attic room. that tiny little door leads directly into wood beams and insulation. i learned how to solder here! with leaded solder and an exterior tub of flux! also, notably, the only room in the main part of this house with a *different* carpet? did they run out?