the banach-folfsky paradox @rubiline@shrike.club

They call me "the samsara BAMF"

@KC ⚫ All cheese that is aged but not heated is probiotic. Swiss and gouda are two good examples. Gruyere and cottage as well.

@Colophonscrawl qud is a game where it is a given that having hands that are two or three times the size of normal hands has been a desire since pre-cybernetic times

If you overcome these three trials, YOU get to decide what the eighth deadly sin will be! Terms and restrictions apply.

So is there a Mrs. Eaten...?

too good to leave on AD

@Colophonscrawl now youve got me imagining laios x shuro :/ most :/ ship available

@Colophonscrawl it's not gay if its on the job

@JuneMoon @futureimperfect @multiocular @agonist energybending is the only thing that seriously breaks this rule and maybe 3 whole guys ever get it in the whole ATLA canon and theyre all dead now. the Rule Number 1 is you cant fuck with the inside of someones body without 1. being power-boosted due to plot shit 2. being like 5 feet max from them or 3. having a deus ex machina divine revelation of fantasy samsara

@JuneMoon @futureimperfect @multiocular @agonist its somewhat implied that bending the inside of a guy is significantly harder than the outside, due to their internal spiritual energy aura, which even nonbenders have. bloodbenders can break this rule but its like a whole fucked up thing they can only do on the full moon unless they give up pretty much all of the rest of their bending, and even then it can be resisted.

@SapphicGiraffic Scientists mill around me, tied to a chair, blindfolded, shackled. Dimly lit lab. Unlabeled bottles. Double blind. Bottle to my lips. "Gatorade water." Next. "Dasani." Next. "Gatorade water." Lead scientist grips pencil so hard it snaps. "HOW?" she screams. I smirk. "All day hydration from the leader in sports fuel

@Colophonscrawl its also crystal clear that like the only "faction stories" that exist posit you as exterior to them and qud in general - like you can't play as a barathrumite either, in the same way in FNV you can't play as a legion guy, or an NCR guy, because youre busy being someone whos not really either of those guys. "why cant i play as a creeper in minecraft". "why cant i play as a girsh cultist". "why can't i play as the green goblin in spiderman for the ps2". etc

@Colophonscrawl i think that "you cant play as a templar" is the funniest complaint qud antifans have about it because you can. you actually can. true kin start neutral to favorable with the templar. theres nothing stopping you from wearing fullerite plate and carrying a rhombus shield (its fine midgame AV armor!) you can even gentling cone proselytes. like theres literally - there is nothing actually stopping you. except the game doesnt spoonfeed it to you. and its a bit silly.

@hierarchon https://youtu.be/spdK4MrR8SA?feature=shared yes

5ds character coffee orders

yusei: One black drip coffee, every three hours, from wakeup to pass-out. Most likely to use caffeine pills

crow: Red bull

jack: turns his d-wheel around in the starbucks drivethru, yells "WATCH! THIS IS HOW THE KING ORDERS A COFFEE!" and then orders a twenty-part drink that contains no coffee

aki: IV drip

luca: That's an eleven year old. Juice box

lua: Who let this bourgeois kid drink a monster

rex: Latte with "Extra suffering"

jaeger: Clown Cola