imagine going to a house party and seeing this in the fridge, cracking one open expecting like a 9 point stout or a shitty ipa and it is literally just water

hello yes i would like one can of Liquid Death Mountain Water. what flavor? oh, Berry It Alive please. i need to murder my thirst a little fruitily today

@sarahzedig this is literally their whole thing btw. it's just marketing water to irony-poisoned twits and people who want to look Hard. that said, great can design

@sarahzedig This shit used to be all over my Facebook feed with ads to the point that I will never drink it on principle

Like I wouldn't drink it anyway because I don't like sparkling water or seltzers and I'm not gonna pay 2 bucks for a can of water, but that's not important =P

@sarahzedig I saw some of this at the store last week, but it was with the energy drinks (which I don't drink) so I didn't bother looking closely at the package... lmao at the fact that it's fancy edgy water

@sarahzedig my girlfriend loves this shit and it's her "one weird thing that i'm not allowed to make fun of" so my opinions on the edgy water shall remain unspoken

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