imagine going to a house party and seeing this in the fridge, cracking one open expecting like a 9 point stout or a shitty ipa and it is literally just water
hello yes i would like one can of Liquid Death Mountain Water. what flavor? oh, Berry It Alive please. i need to murder my thirst a little fruitily today
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